SillyCon Productions
| Full Sketch comedy production team.
     The two man writing team of Jeff Conner and Matt Silfen met in film class back in 2001 at Towson University. After taking 2nd place at Towson's film festival, their friendship remained and their humor melded. Evolving, it transformed into an ugly beast with no compassion or patience for the unfunny.
     Today Jeff and Matt, aside from having the same arrangement of consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant, consonant-vowel-consonant-consonant-vowel-consonant in their names, work diligently to bring a side of humor to the masses that is too awkward for mere words. SillyCon enjoys taking it too far. SillyCon enjoys being "That guy." They still laugh at potty humor, if it's done right. Much of the comedy stems from the random and the unpredictable. Lots of comedy fails horribly in this genre and some just get lucky. SillyCon on the other hand, is taking it to a whole new level. It must be seen to be understood.

Matt Silfen
| Co-Founder of Sillycon Productions
     Matt was birthed in a salt oven on December 14, 1981. For the first 3 years of his life, he was chained to a vibrating fence, fed tapioca pudding, and wild boars licked his soft baby-ass skin twice daily (If Baby Matt Poo-pooed more than twice a day he was screwed till the morning).
     At 18 he was released into the Jungles of Towson, Maryland where he signed up for Film Classes and defended his honor in a Gladiator-style brawl against reigning champion, Jeffery Provins Conner. Matt was no match for Jeffery's tickle-style and 5 minutes into the bout, the 2 sweaty warriors dropped their weapons, ripped off each other's armor and rubbed each other with cream cheese as the crowd erupted into a butt sex frenzy the likes of which would have made Jesus proud.
     Their friendship increased, as did their hunger for artistic expression, their fear of people with Downs Syndrome, their passion for giving strangers free pudding, their expertise in Nachology, love of Gorilla noises, ham, taint cheese, ridiculousness, and Sketch Comedy.
     Matt is hands down the coolest guy in the world. He's also devistatingly handsome, and I'd be damned if he doesn't make a mean Tuna Quiche.
~Matt Silfen~

Jeff Conner
| Co-founder of Sillycon Productions
     Jeff Conner was born with a mustache. The son of a bag of chips and a gigantic mutant insect, Jeff always felt like there was a giant hand either trying to reach in him and eat his crunchy, sodium-laden insides or swat him to death. His whole life shattered before his eyes when he first masturbated to a porno and as he was climaxing, the video cut back to the guys face. He spent the first half of his dating life trying to convince girls that he was straight and the second half burying the bodies of the ones who fell for it. He then went into a hibernation of sorts where he ate 400 lbs of clams a week and drank nothing but Jagermeister. This went on for 3 years. Whence upon his emerging, he was covered in Peanut Butter. The rest is history.
~Jeff Conner~